It's the most exciting time of the year! So bring on the music and shower me with gifts.
I'll hook-up at the office parties, take advantage of sales and watch all the ball games. I'll eat like a
glutton, reconnect with the relatives, and of course, let there be peace on earth!

Shoot me. I'd rather have fizzies put under my eyelids than have to celebrate this over
commercialized, so-called "holiday." Barking jingle bells suck. Being with relatives sucks. Countdown
music and videos suck. TV sucks. Travel sucks. The weather sucks and you suck.